Oh NO YOU HAVE SKIN I am so so sorry
yeah apparently it’s genetic
WHAT IS WITH YOUR ASSUMPTIONS?!
I can assure you that my chesticles are perfectly masculine. How dare you. How VERY dare you! AGAIN!
Just realised I’ve been sitting here studying with my window wide open, curtains not drawn, for a good hour now. I’ve been topless.
People have been walking past this entire timeeeeeee
They must’ve seen meeeeeee
Everybody now knows that I have skinnnnnnnnn
This is terrrrribleeeeeeeee
I used to think that people that reblogged their own posts were just total arsehole wankers
I still think that but now I’m ok with the idea of people knowing I’m an arsehole wanker
and so life goes on…
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
you calling me a wuss?
somethingratherclever replied to your video “just a wee informative vlog fer aw you youngins that would like tae…”
you are brilliant. i am dying.
seek medical attention
aleatoire replied to your video “just a wee informative vlog fer aw you youngins that would like tae…”
I hate myself and you for finding this so sexy.
I hate myself too! For different reasons but wow great minds eh