"Are you genuinely disappointed that I didn’t make out with you on the end of that cannon?"

"Well Charlie… some dreams aren’t meant to come true"


join the #gamerrevolution! live like a videogame protagonist. stare blankly at strangers while they greet you, then suddenly crouch and crabwalk out of their field of vision. take their things. stand. greet them. hurry though their questions (“dialogue”) with a series of dismissive interjections. question them about the Sword. when you can think of nothing more to say, crouch and sidle upstairs. put on a hat that you find there. leave. equip your strongest weapon and strafe through a graveyard. press your face against the largest tomb and run in place, drifting slowly to the side

(via wonkycactus)