I’m so good at procrastinating that earlier I mixed some butter with coffee and temp.dyed my moustache with it to see what I’d look like with a normal-person coloured tache but when I looked in the mirror oops who is that man that owns a flatbed, keeps eyeing your sister and smells like bleach (who also still hasn’t gotten his work done) oh it’s me ok sorry officer 

I’ve only just gotten the internet back which means I can stream shows again and holy fuck he did a full on Damien Hurst on her it’s worse than I thought

I’ve finally got the internet in my flat! This is so cool! I can finally catch up with my best internet mate

I’ve missed u old friend ~~